Where could any band find a bassist who could possibly keep pace with world class drummer Ben Pizarro?  Only a short list of bassists could manage, and miraculously Ted Naiman just happened to be in the right place at the right time. 

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Holding down the band's monstrously weighty low end is a Herculean task but Ted delivers, wielding his five-string with deadly speed and devastating precision to forge out fiery juggernauts of pure harmonic energy on the sonic anvil of the dance floor.

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If (or more likely 'when') Earth is invaded by indestructible aliens whose otherwise impervious exoskeletons are found to be sensitive to low frequencies, Ted and his bass could quite literally save the world. 

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Ted has a penchant for slap and funk as well as a secret love for the razor sharp dance beats crafted by The Rhythm Nation's [aptly named] rhythm section.  When not saving the world via bass guitar, Ted is a physician for one of Seattle's largest multi-specialty medical centers.